kingandy: (Uhhh...)
[personal profile] kingandy
So, on Saturday two boys were rushed to hospital with severe burns after throwing petrol on a barbecue. Terrible accident, obviously very sad. In this follow-up report, one of the boys' mothers is quoted as saying:
"Unless people realise just the dangers that are involved, there are going to be other families this summer who will end up in hospital with children - and that's a bad place to be."

You heard it here first.

FIRE IS DANGEROUS. DO NOT THROW PETROL ONTO FIRE. FIRE IS HOT AND BURNS AND IT WILL BURN YOU.

Honestly, I despair of the human race sometimes.

Date: 2006-06-13 09:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dracven.livejournal.com
I don't know if you've had the joy of seeing the man riding the dog home for crunchie nut cornflakes, but last night I noticed an addition at the bottom of the screen.


"Please do not attempt to ride your own dog"

It's as bad as "may contain nuts" on a packet of nuts...

Date: 2006-06-13 10:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dracven.livejournal.com
Superb!!

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