STAY IN YOUR HOMES

[kingandy]

So, on Saturday two boys were rushed to hospital with severe burns after throwing petrol on a barbecue. Terrible accident, obviously very sad. In this follow-up report, one of the boys' mothers is quoted as saying:

"Unless people realise just the dangers that are involved, there are going to be other families this summer who will end up in hospital with children - and that's a bad place to be."

You heard it here first.

FIRE IS DANGEROUS. DO NOT THROW PETROL ONTO FIRE. FIRE IS HOT AND BURNS AND IT WILL BURN YOU.

Honestly, I despair of the human race sometimes.