STAY IN YOUR HOMES

[kingandy]

So, on Saturday two boys were rushed to hospital with severe burns after throwing petrol on a barbecue. Terrible accident, obviously very sad. In this follow-up report, one of the boys' mothers is quoted as saying:

"Unless people realise just the dangers that are involved, there are going to be other families this summer who will end up in hospital with children - and that's a bad place to be."

You heard it here first.

FIRE IS DANGEROUS. DO NOT THROW PETROL ONTO FIRE. FIRE IS HOT AND BURNS AND IT WILL BURN YOU.

Honestly, I despair of the human race sometimes.

Comments

[dracven.livejournal.com]

I don't know if you've had the joy of seeing the man riding the dog home for crunchie nut cornflakes, but last night I noticed an addition at the bottom of the screen.


"Please do not attempt to ride your own dog"

It's as bad as "may contain nuts" on a packet of nuts...

[kingandy]

No, that is a halarious disclaimer, and deserves to live.

WARNING: CAPE DOES NOT GRANT ABILITY TO FLY

[dracven.livejournal.com]

Superb!!

[wibblefish.livejournal.com]

evolution in action

[dracven.livejournal.com]

you weren't perchance in the vicinity at all??

[r-dragonsbain.livejournal.com]

Can we still Spit petrol at fires then?
Surly that is no longer as dangours to our health as its now the Lead free variaty....

[areteus.livejournal.com]

I have heard that children are a dangerous and disruptive disease. Symptoms can last up to 18 years, longer in severe cases. Its sexually transmitted as well, heterosexual sex has caused more cases of children than it has of AIDs. So avoid ending up in hospital with children if you can possibly help it :)

This post was brought to you by the society for grammatical pedandtry :)

[wiserabbit.livejournal.com]

And of course at Nev and Sean's housewarming we didn't pour parafin then giggle hysterically as Mike H disappeared behind a ball of flame and smoke - oh no, for that would have been childish and dangerous.