Drunken posts: Good/bad?

[kingandy]

Fuck, fuck fuck. My drunken keypressing has caused me to lose an entry that was well-crafted, highly elucidating and deeply intimate. Well, I can't be bothered typing all that in again, so suffice to say that I have just had a great night out with a number of people that I love dearly.

Spent a lot of time in ghostbritain's arms expressing manly physical love, don't tell foul_temptress shhh shhhhhh shhhhh. Also he tried to push mrssshhh's head into my crotch, who in turn revealed that he'd promised pax_draconis bumsex with me. Or something. I forget.

mrssshhh revealed that, that is, not my crotch.

Shit, I'm drunk. I will now perform a song.

HA HA you can't hear me because I am typing this and not actually singing in actual fact!

I AM A COMEDY GOD.

....... and now, sleep.

(EDIT: FORGOT to mention icklejo, who NOT ONLY plaited my forelocks BUT ALSO drove me home. Words cannot express. They cannot. ps, also hello arwel and myki and pkgem and Paul and tractorb who were there but missed namechecks. I am a big, stupid, forgetful old Hector (REFERENCE: BEFORE MY TIME). HEARTS to all <3 <3 <3 <3 <3.)

Comments

[kneeshooter]

I would say you're quite odd, but stating the obvious is overrated as an activity.

[arwel.livejournal.com]

Top night out. It got even beter after we dropped you off. We stopped off at the Canadian Charcoal Pit and whilst we were waiting for our hot dogs a guy came in to the shop, played a jolly tune on his harmonica, muttered "I thank you" to his small crowd and left. Life doesn't get much better.

[kingandy]

I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!

[pax-draconis.livejournal.com]

Also he tried to push mrssshhh's head into my crotch, who in turn revealed that he'd promised pax_draconis bumsex with me.

I feel it only fair to warn you I have taken a copy of this entry. Just so's when you sober up tomorrow and delete it, it won't be lost for good.

Now, to amuse myself imagining ways of extracting a suitable penance from Mr Parker. Who will likely be considerably more sorry than you tomorrow. And for some time afterwards if I have my way.

I am merely merry, and have won a great deal of coppers from the other GD refs at poker.

[bacony.livejournal.com]

Aw, don't be vengeful! He was probably very, very drunk.

Poker

[nattydreadi.livejournal.com]

I wwas quite surprised at how easy it was to utterly pillage the harts faction at poker, I even dumped a few hands on purpose so they didn't think I was either cheating or sharking.

I can cheat and I can shark but that is not to say that I do of course.

*looking forward to seeing Parker feeling the pain*

Re: Poker

[pax-draconis.livejournal.com]

Never play poker with Rob. He has sold his soul for "a hand one better than yours" whatever you're holding.

Re: Poker

[wulfboy.livejournal.com]

Never play poker with Oirish, who is an unfair David-Blaine-alike cheating conjurer. He actually has an extra pair of hands he uses for cheating at cards, or so the rumour goes. He can be suspiciously lucky at card-games. If only he could build decks, he'd be unstoppable.

Re: Poker

[ed-fortune.livejournal.com]

That's not an extra hand he has there, it's, uhm, something else.

Re: Poker

[kingandy]

REFERENCE: BABYLON 5

Re: Poker

[ed-fortune.livejournal.com]

Well Rich has no hair. Maybe if he grows it, it stands up?

[kingandy]

Just so's when you sober up tomorrow and delete it, it won't be lost for good.

I regret nothing.

[kneeshooter]

I regret nothing.

Generally or specifically?

[kingandy]

Yes.

[mrssshhh.livejournal.com]

I deny everything, save for the fact that there may have been a plan to pimp out Andy for LRP favours.

I'm sure I worded it better, though.

[pax-draconis.livejournal.com]

You should consider carefully whether your mouth is writing cheques that your arse might not want to cash.

You must really want that lammie.

[bacony.livejournal.com]

I should like to say that I will come down heavily on anyone else exploiting my beloved housemate for lrp related purposes!

[pax-draconis.livejournal.com]

Tch - and there was me getting all excited and hiring costumes and everything...

[mrssshhh.livejournal.com]

We have resolved what was actually said, and all the bad words came from arwel, though it was entirely my fault. I, therefore, take full responsibility for this.

I would pass on what kingandy told me to say, but I think that it's best that I don't. You can sort that one out between youselves!

[pax-draconis.livejournal.com]

I'm not interested in whose *fault* it was, I'm just interested in where I can land the *blame*.

:-)

[ghostbritain.livejournal.com]

But, you know, if you want to exploit him for money, she'll be right there...

[myki.livejournal.com]

Wait a minute... is that related to any future exploitation or exploitation in general?

[kingandy]

This woman does not repesent me.

[mrssshhh.livejournal.com]

By the way you say "anyone else exploiting my housemate", does that mean I get away with doing it?

[bacony.livejournal.com]

Nah, just attempting to reserve exploitation rights for myself. He has a car y'know!

[foul-temptress.livejournal.com]

Expressing manly love hey...i go away for one night i tells ya

[kingandy]

He was thinking of you the whole time.

[mrssshhh.livejournal.com]

You as a man.

[foul-temptress.livejournal.com]

sorry i aint doin a tj for anyone