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Fuck, fuck fuck. My drunken keypressing has caused me to lose an entry that was well-crafted, highly elucidating and deeply intimate. Well, I can't be bothered typing all that in again, so suffice to say that I have just had a great night out with a number of people that I love dearly.

Spent a lot of time in [livejournal.com profile] ghostbritain's arms expressing manly physical love, don't tell [livejournal.com profile] foul_temptress shhh shhhhhh shhhhh. Also he tried to push [livejournal.com profile] mrssshhh's head into my crotch, who in turn revealed that he'd promised [livejournal.com profile] pax_draconis bumsex with me. Or something. I forget.

[livejournal.com profile] mrssshhh revealed that, that is, not my crotch.

Shit, I'm drunk. I will now perform a song.

HA HA you can't hear me because I am typing this and not actually singing in actual fact!

I AM A COMEDY GOD.

....... and now, sleep.

(EDIT: FORGOT to mention [livejournal.com profile] icklejo, who NOT ONLY plaited my forelocks BUT ALSO drove me home. Words cannot express. They cannot. ps, also hello [livejournal.com profile] arwel and [livejournal.com profile] myki and [livejournal.com profile] pkgem and Paul and [livejournal.com profile] tractorb who were there but missed namechecks. I am a big, stupid, forgetful old Hector (REFERENCE: BEFORE MY TIME). HEARTS to all <3 <3 <3 <3 <3.)

Date: 2004-05-23 11:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pax-draconis.livejournal.com
You should consider carefully whether your mouth is writing cheques that your arse might not want to cash.

You must really want that lammie.

Date: 2004-05-23 11:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bacony.livejournal.com
I should like to say that I will come down heavily on anyone else exploiting my beloved housemate for lrp related purposes!

Date: 2004-05-23 12:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pax-draconis.livejournal.com
Tch - and there was me getting all excited and hiring costumes and everything...

Date: 2004-05-23 03:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrssshhh.livejournal.com
We have resolved what was actually said, and all the bad words came from [livejournal.com profile] arwel, though it was entirely my fault. I, therefore, take full responsibility for this.

I would pass on what [livejournal.com profile] kingandy told me to say, but I think that it's best that I don't. You can sort that one out between youselves!

Date: 2004-05-23 11:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pax-draconis.livejournal.com
I'm not interested in whose *fault* it was, I'm just interested in where I can land the *blame*.

:-)

Date: 2004-05-23 02:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ghostbritain.livejournal.com
But, you know, if you want to exploit him for money, she'll be right there...

Date: 2004-05-24 01:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] myki.livejournal.com
Wait a minute... is that related to any future exploitation or exploitation in general?

Date: 2004-05-24 03:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrssshhh.livejournal.com
By the way you say "anyone else exploiting my housemate", does that mean I get away with doing it?

Date: 2004-05-24 04:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bacony.livejournal.com
Nah, just attempting to reserve exploitation rights for myself. He has a car y'know!

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