Drunken posts: Good/bad?

[kingandy]

Fuck, fuck fuck. My drunken keypressing has caused me to lose an entry that was well-crafted, highly elucidating and deeply intimate. Well, I can't be bothered typing all that in again, so suffice to say that I have just had a great night out with a number of people that I love dearly.

Spent a lot of time in ghostbritain's arms expressing manly physical love, don't tell foul_temptress shhh shhhhhh shhhhh. Also he tried to push mrssshhh's head into my crotch, who in turn revealed that he'd promised pax_draconis bumsex with me. Or something. I forget.

mrssshhh revealed that, that is, not my crotch.

Shit, I'm drunk. I will now perform a song.

HA HA you can't hear me because I am typing this and not actually singing in actual fact!

I AM A COMEDY GOD.

....... and now, sleep.

(EDIT: FORGOT to mention icklejo, who NOT ONLY plaited my forelocks BUT ALSO drove me home. Words cannot express. They cannot. ps, also hello arwel and myki and pkgem and Paul and tractorb who were there but missed namechecks. I am a big, stupid, forgetful old Hector (REFERENCE: BEFORE MY TIME). HEARTS to all <3 <3 <3 <3 <3.)

Comments

[mrssshhh.livejournal.com]

By the way you say "anyone else exploiting my housemate", does that mean I get away with doing it?

[bacony.livejournal.com]

Nah, just attempting to reserve exploitation rights for myself. He has a car y'know!