Whilst i am dismayed that my previous title of #1 b/frnd has been claimed by Alex, i'm more dismayed that i had no idea i was the best (well, obviously i knew, i just didn't have proof) until i was no longer the best.
Now, lets all pause for a moment to consider the feelings of all those other boyfriends of Bacons who have to live with the fact (FACT!) that i was better than them. Paul Gibbs Chris Perry (contested - some confusion, depending on who asked and day of the week, as to whether or not they went out) Chris Davitt Chris Parr Chad
Bacon didn't pull any punches when i asked her in what ways Alex is superior. Apparently he's more gentle, more considerate, longer and wider, more skilled and something else. Bitch. She could have just lied to spare my feelings.
More memory loss. I stopped listening to the actual words in case my ego was bruised further, and kind of absorbed the gist. Must start belittling Alex more in a futile attempt to regain self confidence.
From the context, and given that your story remains reasonably steadfast, I suspect he means that Bacon changes her story depending on who's asking and what day of the week it is.
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Date: 2004-02-10 12:36 pm (UTC)d20?
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Date: 2004-02-10 01:19 pm (UTC)When he does, he will most definately be superior in all ways.
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Date: 2004-02-11 10:22 am (UTC)Now, lets all pause for a moment to consider the feelings of all those other boyfriends of Bacons who have to live with the fact (FACT!) that i was better than them.
Paul Gibbs
Chris Perry (contested - some confusion, depending on who asked and day of the week, as to whether or not they went out)
Chris Davitt
Chris Parr
Chad
Bacon didn't pull any punches when i asked her in what ways Alex is superior. Apparently he's more gentle, more considerate, longer and wider, more skilled and something else.
Bitch.
She could have just lied to spare my feelings.
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Date: 2004-02-11 11:18 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2004-02-11 01:09 pm (UTC)Must start belittling Alex more in a futile attempt to regain self confidence.
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Date: 2004-02-11 01:38 pm (UTC)There was confusion? Both myself and
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Date: 2004-02-11 02:09 pm (UTC)Don't look at me, though, I have no idea.
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Date: 2004-02-13 11:31 am (UTC)