Quick update:

[kingandy]

We have the official verdict on stsquad: "My new #1." Apparently he is superior to ghostbritain in every respect. Tough beans, old man.

Comments

[ed-fortune.livejournal.com]

What, even with the *cough* important things like *cough*

d20?

[ghostbritain.livejournal.com]

Whilst i am dismayed that my previous title of #1 b/frnd has been claimed by Alex, i'm more dismayed that i had no idea i was the best (well, obviously i knew, i just didn't have proof) until i was no longer the best.

Now, lets all pause for a moment to consider the feelings of all those other boyfriends of Bacons who have to live with the fact (FACT!) that i was better than them.
Paul Gibbs
Chris Perry (contested - some confusion, depending on who asked and day of the week, as to whether or not they went out)
Chris Davitt
Chris Parr
Chad

Bacon didn't pull any punches when i asked her in what ways Alex is superior. Apparently he's more gentle, more considerate, longer and wider, more skilled and something else.
Bitch.
She could have just lied to spare my feelings.