Habits

[kingandy]

My little sister has about twenty different bottles lined up around the top of the shower. What does she do with them all? Four of them are mine - shampoo, conditioner, two bottles of shower gel (one a present, one I rarely use). My sister seems to have three bottles for every day of the week.

My Mum gets cynical about the most bizarre things. "They claim this state visit was arranged 18 months ago, but there's no proof," she complained randomly yesterday evening. I don't know why they'd go to the trouble of arranging an actual State Visit, complete with sleeping in Buckingham Palace and touring the Home Counties (or wherever it is), and the Sunday Mirror certainly knew about it as long as two months ago.

Wrestling with the idea of talking about masturbation habits. Can't decide whether that's over my line or not. While I'm perfectly happy to discuss times and frequencies, I'm not sure whether it's worth the effort of skirting around the subject of material, and I'm not really comfortable enough on that subject to be open about it. For example, if I was to mention last night's session, I'd feel compelled to mention that I was drowsy taking my contact lenses out afterwards, and I'd then feel obliged to say why I left them in, or people would ask, and there would be a whole awkward thing.

So, yes, cracked one off before bed last night, phew.

Comments

w*nking

[icklejo]

I think we should rename this site 'w*nkjournal'

[redhillian.livejournal.com]

I'd just like to say that my sister reads my LJ (and yours as well) - so I have no intention of putting on the the times/dates/places/inspiartion for every time I crack one off.

Feel free to carry on yourself though - it's almost addictive ;)

[kingandy]

Certainly I wi ... oh, you mean writing about it? Well, I'll consider.

[redhillian.livejournal.com]

>smirks

[ed-fortune.livejournal.com]

Possibly time to set up an LJ community...

[kingandy]

I would, but it works by transforming an existing account into a community, so I'd need to set one up specially... which means borrowing somebody's LJ-code for a week.

[kermix.livejournal.com]

There's lots of people who have been on here long enough to stockpile more access codes than they'll ever use. I'm sure if you tell them "it's for a friend", you could have the "w*nkjournal" up and running before they figured out what happened.

And really, once you've jumped the chasm and are clearly in the Dark Lord's domain you might as well start discussing technique.

[redhillian.livejournal.com]

Do we really need an w*nkjournal?? Just think about it for a minute - apatrt from Andy's admissin o opne last night and samharber posting every drunken instance - do we want/need to think about each other pouring a swift hand shandy?

I'm not sure that I want to think of any of you in 'that' manner.

[ghostbritain.livejournal.com]

I enjoy masturbation immensely. Just ask PKGem what her first words to me were.
I had one last night *and* this morning.
Crazy.

[redhillian.livejournal.com]

Thank /all-the-deities/ that I don't know who you are IRL.

What did pkgem say??(and why did I ask....)

[samharber.livejournal.com]

I'll make sure to introduce you at some point.

Remember to share the love.

Re: my very first words to Nook (aka "ghostbritain")

[redhillian.livejournal.com]

Ewww......

my very first words to Nook (aka "ghostbritain")

[pkgem.livejournal.com]

"so you're the one with the 'wank-rag'?"

"And why did I ask?"

[kingandy]

See, it's like a train wreck ... too horrible, and yet you stare, perversely fascinated.

[kingandy]

I can empathise, but then, I don't have a significant other. What, is Nev neglecting you?

[jewelstar93.livejournal.com]

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