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kingandyMy little sister has about twenty different bottles lined up around the top of the shower. What does she do with them all? Four of them are mine - shampoo, conditioner, two bottles of shower gel (one a present, one I rarely use). My sister seems to have three bottles for every day of the week.
My Mum gets cynical about the most bizarre things. "They claim this state visit was arranged 18 months ago, but there's no proof," she complained randomly yesterday evening. I don't know why they'd go to the trouble of arranging an actual State Visit, complete with sleeping in Buckingham Palace and touring the Home Counties (or wherever it is), and the Sunday Mirror certainly knew about it as long as two months ago.
Wrestling with the idea of talking about masturbation habits. Can't decide whether that's over my line or not. While I'm perfectly happy to discuss times and frequencies, I'm not sure whether it's worth the effort of skirting around the subject of material, and I'm not really comfortable enough on that subject to be open about it. For example, if I was to mention last night's session, I'd feel compelled to mention that I was drowsy taking my contact lenses out afterwards, and I'd then feel obliged to say why I left them in, or people would ask, and there would be a whole awkward thing.
So, yes, cracked one off before bed last night, phew.
My Mum gets cynical about the most bizarre things. "They claim this state visit was arranged 18 months ago, but there's no proof," she complained randomly yesterday evening. I don't know why they'd go to the trouble of arranging an actual State Visit, complete with sleeping in Buckingham Palace and touring the Home Counties (or wherever it is), and the Sunday Mirror certainly knew about it as long as two months ago.
Wrestling with the idea of talking about masturbation habits. Can't decide whether that's over my line or not. While I'm perfectly happy to discuss times and frequencies, I'm not sure whether it's worth the effort of skirting around the subject of material, and I'm not really comfortable enough on that subject to be open about it. For example, if I was to mention last night's session, I'd feel compelled to mention that I was drowsy taking my contact lenses out afterwards, and I'd then feel obliged to say why I left them in, or people would ask, and there would be a whole awkward thing.
So, yes, cracked one off before bed last night, phew.
