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[kingandy]

It's my birthday on Sunday, but I'm away for the weekend, so my Mum and younger sister decided I should open my presents yesterday. Mum does this thing where if you haven't picked something you specifically want for your birthday she buys you a bunch of little things and says "You can have your proper present later." This year I haven't thought of anything yet so I got a bag filled with chocolates and underwear. By some strange synchronistic coincidence, this included a pack of Marks and Spencer "trunks" (their name for jockey shorts, since Jockey is in fact a brand name) as suggested by arwel. Same waist size as the Asda ones, but plenty of room in front. Conclusion: People who work for Asda have small genitals.

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Birthday-Orientated Anniversary Salutations

[wulfboy.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday Andy. I've not bought you anything, you understand, as i don't agree with the idea of Birthday Presents, but I have had to spend an inordinate amount of time thinking and talking about your underpants (and/or genitals) recently, so I feel I've contributed enough. Whatever you do, take the underpants out of the big bag before the chocolates start to melt, and under no circumstances wash the underpants with a Caramac in the pocket.

Re: Birthday-Orientated Anniversary Salutations

[kingandy]

My underpants don't have pockets! ...

Thank you anyway. The thought that my genitals are on your mind is present enough.

Re: Birthday-Orientated Anniversary Salutations

[samharber.livejournal.com]

Now theres a marketing opertunity.

Undies with pockets....

Re: Birthday-Orientated Anniversary Salutations

[arwel.livejournal.com]

What about nature's pocket?

Have you seen?

[stsquad.livejournal.com]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/doctorwho/shalka/one/index.shtml

You could have a point...

[pkgem.livejournal.com]

I used to date a guy who worked for Asda (probably still does). I'm not saying he was small but it certainly doesn't match up to Paul's.

Re: Have you seen?

[kingandy]

Heard of, but not seen yet. I haven't bothered from work because BBC stuff usually involves streaming, which work's firewall usually blocks. Will try from home on Sunday, if I remember.

Re: You could have a point...

[kingandy]

Well, naturally. After all, who does?

Re: Have you seen?

[stsquad.livejournal.com]

Its a flash movie. Can't get the sound right on my system though. *bugger*. Will have to kill things this weekend to make up for the frustration :-)

Re: Have you seen?

[arwel.livejournal.com]

Watched it yesterday. It's very cheesy. Can't decide if it's rubbish or a fitting tribute to the TV series.

Re: You could have a point...

[anne-l-davies.livejournal.com]

Asda is owned by Wal Mart now, blame the Americans. Plainly they have no need for underwear that accomodates the normal British Male

Re: You could have a point...

[gigasbolt.livejournal.com]

It always resorts to America having small genitals, doesn't? ;)

Re: You could have a point...

[kingandy]

Hmmm ....

... yes, yes it does. ;)

[ghostbritain.livejournal.com]

On a related note, my underwear always wears through at the crotch.
Does this happen to anybody else, or is it just cos my cock rubs too much...

[mrssshhh.livejournal.com]

It's not that your cock rubs too much, it's that you rub your cock too much. Subtle, yet important, difference there.

Re: Have you seen?

[kingandy]

I love it. Angry doctor! Grrr!