Pants News

[kingandy]

It's my birthday on Sunday, but I'm away for the weekend, so my Mum and younger sister decided I should open my presents yesterday. Mum does this thing where if you haven't picked something you specifically want for your birthday she buys you a bunch of little things and says "You can have your proper present later." This year I haven't thought of anything yet so I got a bag filled with chocolates and underwear. By some strange synchronistic coincidence, this included a pack of Marks and Spencer "trunks" (their name for jockey shorts, since Jockey is in fact a brand name) as suggested by arwel. Same waist size as the Asda ones, but plenty of room in front. Conclusion: People who work for Asda have small genitals.

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Birthday-Orientated Anniversary Salutations

[wulfboy.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday Andy. I've not bought you anything, you understand, as i don't agree with the idea of Birthday Presents, but I have had to spend an inordinate amount of time thinking and talking about your underpants (and/or genitals) recently, so I feel I've contributed enough. Whatever you do, take the underpants out of the big bag before the chocolates start to melt, and under no circumstances wash the underpants with a Caramac in the pocket.

Re: Birthday-Orientated Anniversary Salutations

[kingandy]

My underpants don't have pockets! ...

Thank you anyway. The thought that my genitals are on your mind is present enough.

Re: Birthday-Orientated Anniversary Salutations

[samharber.livejournal.com]

Now theres a marketing opertunity.

Undies with pockets....

Re: Birthday-Orientated Anniversary Salutations

[arwel.livejournal.com]

What about nature's pocket?