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[kingandy]

It's my birthday on Sunday, but I'm away for the weekend, so my Mum and younger sister decided I should open my presents yesterday. Mum does this thing where if you haven't picked something you specifically want for your birthday she buys you a bunch of little things and says "You can have your proper present later." This year I haven't thought of anything yet so I got a bag filled with chocolates and underwear. By some strange synchronistic coincidence, this included a pack of Marks and Spencer "trunks" (their name for jockey shorts, since Jockey is in fact a brand name) as suggested by arwel. Same waist size as the Asda ones, but plenty of room in front. Conclusion: People who work for Asda have small genitals.

Comments

[ghostbritain.livejournal.com]

On a related note, my underwear always wears through at the crotch.
Does this happen to anybody else, or is it just cos my cock rubs too much...

[mrssshhh.livejournal.com]

It's not that your cock rubs too much, it's that you rub your cock too much. Subtle, yet important, difference there.