Except he totally does

[kingandy]

I found the livejournal of a guy at work. He doesn't know I know. It's like watching someone get undressed through their window from a tree across the road. Except the tree is my desk, the road is the Internet and the window, uhrm, is my mouse or something. And the undressing is just boring babble about how much he wants to destroy the royal family.

Comments

[kingandy]

I think I am one of the university students, since I am none of the others. I choose to take this as a compliment on my youth and good looks.

Mmmm, stud-ents.

[myki.livejournal.com]

I do like the idea of being a professional E-bayer though

[richc.livejournal.com]

One of the waiters in our usual curry house does that in a semi pro sort of way....

[ghostbritain.livejournal.com]

Dude, he called you really fucking ugly.
You should start dropping hints.

Or tell everybody else in the office...

[kingandy]

They know - that's how I found it. They find it highly amusing, because John is a really nice bloke who would never harbour such evil secret thoughts. Except the ones about the royal family.