Except he totally does

[kingandy]

I found the livejournal of a guy at work. He doesn't know I know. It's like watching someone get undressed through their window from a tree across the road. Except the tree is my desk, the road is the Internet and the window, uhrm, is my mouse or something. And the undressing is just boring babble about how much he wants to destroy the royal family.

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[stsquad.livejournal.com]

Who is it?

[kingandy]

The Mysterious edward. AKA John. Particular interest in this entry... ;)

[myki.livejournal.com]

I work here with men and women of all ages. An ex-farmer; a rock star; some university students; ex-NHS employees; an old insurance broker; a Jewish guy; a disabled person; a biker; even a professional ebayer. But I don't work with any non-whites. Plus everyone is really fucking ugly.

Ooo, which one are you? This guy seems lovely.

[kingandy]

I think I am one of the university students, since I am none of the others. I choose to take this as a compliment on my youth and good looks.

Mmmm, stud-ents.

[kingandy]

Also, this is a blog maintained as his alter-ego, subversive writer on http://www.newworldodour.co.uk. I choose to believe that the entries are phrased for comedy rather than accuracy.

[myki.livejournal.com]

I do like the idea of being a professional E-bayer though

[richc.livejournal.com]

One of the waiters in our usual curry house does that in a semi pro sort of way....

[ghostbritain.livejournal.com]

Dude, he called you really fucking ugly.
You should start dropping hints.

Or tell everybody else in the office...

[kingandy]

They know - that's how I found it. They find it highly amusing, because John is a really nice bloke who would never harbour such evil secret thoughts. Except the ones about the royal family.

[redhillian.livejournal.com]

I note he reads SchNEWS. A good choice of paper as it goes - I read it too, and have done for a very long time. I've even worked directly with them down in Brighton while I was at college.

quantum peep

[(Anonymous)]

My alter ego Edward Jack is out of control. I am really the aforementioned nice bloke and certainly phrase most of my entries for comedy. Also to upset people.

But KingAndy is far from ugly. I regard him as the office "Scott Bacula". mmmmm Scott Bacula.

We* also have an asian guy working for us now. I think he's the first non-white I've seen in Skipton. Skipton is a scary place. Unless you're white.

(* is no longer "we" as I left today!)

Re: quantum peep

[myki.livejournal.com]

I never thought of Andy as Scott Bacula... but yeah... Hmmm considering it I never thought of Scott Bacula as the scourge of transylvania but there you go.

Re: quantum peep

[whimsicalfool.livejournal.com]

A good friend of mine loves Scott Bakula, and has every single Quantum Leap episode taped off of the television. Kinda random, yeah. But Andy as Bakula is great!

Re: quantum peep

[kingandy]

You are very kind. Although I think I am not nearly so old as the Bacula.

Re: quantum peep

[pkgem.livejournal.com]

No, but you're as just as cute (nay, cuter!) and in fact as thoroughly-lovely a guy as Sam Beckett in Quauntum Leap.