For Your Delectation And Amusement

[kingandy]

I have just presented this to the Bahadhu mailing list (in response to a query about the sequence of events), and I'm quite entertained by it.  So I thought I'd repost it here.  Is to enjoy.

EDITED TO ADD: For clarification - the question was "Why was the Hitoshi not allowed to commit seppuku?" Also, does not actually have anything to do with Reboot.


1. EXT - KITCHEN TENT

KANJIRO: Kneel so I can kill you!

HITOSHI: I demand that the Daimyo come here and execute me himself.

PLEASANT AUTUMN WIND: *rushes off*

HITOSHI: - Or allows me to commit seppuku.

KANJIRO: Very well.  Please to wait in the shrine.


2. INT - ANAGUMA MEETING TENT

PLEASANT AUTUMN WIND enters.

PLEASANT AUTUMN WIND: Tanaka-dono! Hitoshi-san demand execution by your hand!

TANAKA: Does he, eh?  Does he really?  I'll show HIM execution so I will. Give me your pointies.

POINTY-BEARER: *gives*

TANAKA: *charges*


3. INT - ANAGUME SHRINE

HITOSHI: Nice in here, innit?

KANJIRO: Sho nuff.  Want a pointy?

HITOSHI: Yeah, seppuku is easier with a pointy.  Give me a pointy.

TANAKA: *enters* *gives pointy* *continues giving pointy*

HITOSHI: *dies*

KANJIRO: Oh, very funny.

Comments

Re: Your email

[kingandy]

DNS record is hosted by my mate John.

Will try and remember that email address, but suspect I will fail... don't worry, I would have mailed you eventualy, I do not yet rely on LJ as a communication medium. :)

Re: Your email

[stsquad.livejournal.com]

Ah, I suspect he just cloned the bennee.com MX records assuming I would of updated smtp2.bennee.com to relay your mail as well. As I've noted on my latest posting this will need fixing at some point as the secondry MX will soon die.