We will all live on forever as legends, or horses, or something

[kingandy]

M15M: King Arthur

This appears to bear no relation to any Arthur tales I know, so let it serve as a warning to anyone expecting even a modicum of accuracy or research from the movie.  It looks very much like "Jerry Bruckheimer Does Fantasy".  Still, if nothing else, this retelling is worth reading just for the following exchange.

GUINEVEIRA: Hey, baby! Hey baby, you so fine, baby!

ARTHUR: *keeps riding*

GUINEVEIRA: I've heard lots of stories about you, about how you're a big strong killative man.

ARTHUR: *keeps riding*

GUINEVEIRA: Hey, can I borrow a cup of sex?

ARTHUR: *rides away*

GUINEVEIRA: DAMMIT.

Comments

[arwel.livejournal.com]

Cool, Ioan Gruffudd is playing Reed Richards in the Fantastic Four movie. Always good to see a nice Welsh boy done good.