We will all live on forever as legends, or horses, or something

[kingandy]

M15M: King Arthur

This appears to bear no relation to any Arthur tales I know, so let it serve as a warning to anyone expecting even a modicum of accuracy or research from the movie.  It looks very much like "Jerry Bruckheimer Does Fantasy".  Still, if nothing else, this retelling is worth reading just for the following exchange.

GUINEVEIRA: Hey, baby! Hey baby, you so fine, baby!

ARTHUR: *keeps riding*

GUINEVEIRA: I've heard lots of stories about you, about how you're a big strong killative man.

ARTHUR: *keeps riding*

GUINEVEIRA: Hey, can I borrow a cup of sex?

ARTHUR: *rides away*

GUINEVEIRA: DAMMIT.

Comments

[blue-room.livejournal.com]

Mark W: I need to see this film now just to find out what *Celtic porno sax* sounds like :)

[arwel.livejournal.com]

Cool, Ioan Gruffudd is playing Reed Richards in the Fantastic Four movie. Always good to see a nice Welsh boy done good.

[wulfboy.livejournal.com]

If the 15-minutes is anything to go by, Arthur is being stacked up next to "the Day After Tomorrow" as one of those movies I don't need to watch/

[nattydreadi.livejournal.com]

I shall enjoy that film I think, I suspect that Knightly was a draw for me from day one following the preordained and willful release of the leather bikini shots.

[kestrana.livejournal.com]

It's not the best movie in the world but I went to see it and I enjoyed it.

Needs a little more sex and it would have been a highly enjoyable movie.

AS it was, the killing was pretty sweet and I personally enjoyed some of the digs at the Catholic church.

[foul-temptress.livejournal.com]

Lancelot man said there is not much sex, he didnt get a kissing scene at all with keira, he was very upset as he said he thought her lips were awesome