Apropos of nothing

[kingandy]

You people know this Stalker thing is just randomly generated, right? I'd be more impressed if it actually checked how often people had commented on your journal, how soon replies appear after posting, etc. As it is, you can keep refreshing until you get something you like.

kingandy's LJ stalker is pkgem! pkgem is stalking you because they think you are rich and they want your blingbling. They are also in jail for murder!	kingandy's LJ stalker is foul_temptress! foul_temptress is stalking you because you are really good at bowling. They are also not very liked around here!
kingandy's LJ stalker is jewelstar93! jewelstar93 is stalking you because your LiveJournal is just SO damned interesting. They are also mentally deranged!	kingandy's LJ stalker is lord_blipvert! lord_blipvert is stalking you because they saw your picture and fell in love.. They are also prank calling you regularly!
kingandy's LJ stalker is batelf! batelf is stalking you because a little birdie told them you talked behind their back. They are also slowly poisoning you! LiveJournal Username: LJ Stalker Finder From Go-Quiz.com

Comments

You just don't want to stalk me...

[pkgem.livejournal.com]

They may be random but it took me about 30 attempts before you'd stalk me (playing hard-to-get, I see).
So far, this is my favourite:

LiveJournal Username:

LJ Stalker Finder (http://www.go-quiz.com/stalker/stalker.php)
From Go-Quiz.com (http://www.go-quiz.com)

Re: You just don't want to stalk me...

[kingandy]

Aw, honey, you know I'd stalk you. But who has the time these days?

Re: You just don't want to stalk me...

[pkgem.livejournal.com]

True. We cannot all lead lives of dilly-daliance like Ripley and most other cats. I bet Logan is stalking somebody right now...

Re: You just don't want to stalk me...

[myki.livejournal.com]

That explains the cat with the newspaper with eyeholes cut in it I saw on the train this morning.