Apropos of nothing

[kingandy]

You people know this Stalker thing is just randomly generated, right? I'd be more impressed if it actually checked how often people had commented on your journal, how soon replies appear after posting, etc. As it is, you can keep refreshing until you get something you like.

kingandy's LJ stalker is pkgem! pkgem is stalking you because they think you are rich and they want your blingbling. They are also in jail for murder!	kingandy's LJ stalker is foul_temptress! foul_temptress is stalking you because you are really good at bowling. They are also not very liked around here!
kingandy's LJ stalker is jewelstar93! jewelstar93 is stalking you because your LiveJournal is just SO damned interesting. They are also mentally deranged!	kingandy's LJ stalker is lord_blipvert! lord_blipvert is stalking you because they saw your picture and fell in love.. They are also prank calling you regularly!
kingandy's LJ stalker is batelf! batelf is stalking you because a little birdie told them you talked behind their back. They are also slowly poisoning you! LiveJournal Username: LJ Stalker Finder From Go-Quiz.com

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[kingandy]

Witchcraft.