kingandy | Random Narcissism

If you think I'm sexy, and you want my body, post an anonymous comment.

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You should post a picture of your body so that we can see the sexiness and decide.

OMG, what if no one posts?

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Hee! I totally didn't realise I'd turned on the IP logger. It's not a feindish trap! Honest!

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coupled with

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Heh. IP log now turned off. Stupid, stupid Andy.

Not that I can trace those things, or anything, anyway.

I want your body studmaster

Does it count if we just want your arse?

I'm going to make a judgement call and say yes, yes it does.

I do think you're sexy, but I don't want your body. I've already got one.

You egomaniac. But a sexy one.

It's always nice to be told. This is not egomania, it's insecurity...

You are a sexy beast - rowr.
You also have a huge head (fnar, fnar...)

Depends.

What sort of comment...?
How about you're highly cute, a very funny man, and if I wasn't in a relationship ATM, I'd ask you out in a heartbeat...

Well, it's got to be better than Rod Stewart at this point.

But I'm only interested in your brains.

Brrraaaaaaaaiiiiiiiinns...

I wouldn't kick you outta bed for eating crackers.

If I wasn't anonymous, I would be in trouble with my significant other!

Or maybe not, because said other would probably want your body as well.

I need an enormous portion of andy love.