Random Narcissism

[kingandy]

If you think I'm sexy, and you want my body, post an anonymous comment.

(Anonymity not compulsory.)

Comments

[kestrana.livejournal.com]

You should post a picture of your body so that we can see the sexiness and decide.

[(Anonymous)]

OMG, what if no one posts?

(Notice! This user has turned on the option that logs IP addresses of anonymous posters)

[kingandy]

Hee! I totally didn't realise I'd turned on the IP logger. It's not a feindish trap! Honest!

[kneeshooter]

(Anonymity not compulsory.)

coupled with

Notice! This user has turned on the option that logs IP addresses of anonymous posters.

?????

[kingandy]

Heh. IP log now turned off. Stupid, stupid Andy.

[kingandy]

Not that I can trace those things, or anything, anyway.

[(Anonymous)]

I want your body studmaster

[(Anonymous)]

Does it count if we just want your arse?

[kingandy]

I'm going to make a judgement call and say yes, yes it does.

[(Anonymous)]

I do think you're sexy, but I don't want your body. I've already got one.

[ed-fortune.livejournal.com]

You egomaniac. But a sexy one.

[kingandy]

It's always nice to be told. This is not egomania, it's insecurity...

[(Anonymous)]

You are a sexy beast - rowr.
You also have a huge head (fnar, fnar...)

[(Anonymous)]

Depends.

[(Anonymous)]

What sort of comment...?
How about you're highly cute, a very funny man, and if I wasn't in a relationship ATM, I'd ask you out in a heartbeat...

[kermix.livejournal.com]

Well, it's got to be better than Rod Stewart at this point.

But I'm only interested in your brains.

Brrraaaaaaaaiiiiiiiinns...

[jewelstar93.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't kick you outta bed for eating crackers.

[(Anonymous)]

If I wasn't anonymous, I would be in trouble with my significant other!

Or maybe not, because said other would probably want your body as well.

[(Anonymous)]

I need an enormous portion of andy love.