Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring

[kingandy]

First of all, I would like to present (for your delectation and amusement) the functional spec that we managed to wring from our MD regarding the financial side of our current web site:


My personal favourite is "MAKE IT EASIER".

Now, in order that the sanity levels of this post remain above acceptable standards:

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANA PHONE
And, subsequently, NICE COCK

(Neither of those animations are safe for a workplace with speakers)

Comments

[kneeshooter]

Better than the spec I gave berrega yesterday for a site for me...

[black-faery.livejournal.com]

My brother showed me the banana phone one yesterday. :D

[blue-room.livejournal.com]

Mark W: It's really very simple, so you're designing a website for
Steve and Debbies queery garage, which also hires out carriages, am I right?

I say tie him to a chair, dose him with pentathol and shine bright lights in his eyes while you wring the truth out of him. Remember it's only torture if someone Arabic is doing it...

[bacony.livejournal.com]

Curiously it actually makes perfect (if terribly spelled) sense... It's the front for a purchase order system with scanned invoice workflow isn't it? Grab an accountant and wring the specs from someone lower down the chain of command. The normal finance staff should give you a much better idea of what you need than the MD ever will.