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kingandyI don't know what the rules on this are, so I'm going to assume "answer as one of your LRP characters and see who can guess." Or something.
I don't know if this will be at all challenging, but here goes.
1. Would you prefer to rescue or be rescued?
To rescue. What the heck kind of a question is that?
2. Adventure beckons. Do you need forcing, or do you leap into action?
The leaping. Usually fists first.
3. The phone rings. An anonymous voice says you have one minute to get out of the house, before they come for you. What do you do?
Demand to know who's talking, then look around for a bat.
4. If you were attacked right now by ninjapiratezombiegoblins, what would you use to defend yourself?
Right now? Chair leg.
5. What form of media would best be used to commemorate your adventures (books, movies, improvised street theature etc)?
Books, I guess. Nothing fancy, probably serialized.
6. What songs would be on your soundtrack?
Well I didn't hear of any of these but I'm told to say ...
"We Want a Rock" (They Might Be Giants)
"Rock The House" (Gorillaz)
"Detroit Rock City" (KISS)
"Psyche Rock" (Pierre Henry/Fatboy Slim))
"Love on the Rocks with No Ice" (The Darkness)
"Space Rock" (Weezer)
and "UNIT Rocks" (Murray Gold)
... I think somebody may be makin' fun of me.
7. The world is in peril from evil scientists. Only a small band of mismatched heroes can save it. Which side are you on?
The heroes. Unless it's a very specific scientist. No, even then.
8. When picking a stylish evening outfit, how much does practicality become a consideration?
I can't wear clothing that ain't practical. It's not so much a matter of taste, as it is things get torn.
9. When picking a practical adventuring outfit, how much does style become a consideration?
Not even slightly. As long as it's hard-wearing and has a pocket for my hip flask, I'm happy.
10. As sexual tensions simmer during the tango, fortunes are won and lost in the casino and secrets are bought or stolen in the bar, where are you and what are you doing?
In the bar. Probably shootin' my mouth off.
11. How much of a team do you ideally prefer to work with, or do you usually operate alone?
I find five or six is a good number.
12. What sort of future prospects would your love interest or sidekick have? Is it worth them enquiring about the pension fund?
I didn't lose a sidekick yet, though he did lose an eye.
13. Trapped in a barn and tied to a post. Your captor takes some of the tools down from the wall to sharpen, in preparation for your impending Doom, leaving you alone for a few moments. What do you do now?
Tear the ropes. Or break the post, whichever comes first. Then go find him and ask him a few questions.
14. News of the death of your sidekick/partner/love interest reaches you by letter. How could this have happened?
Well, I do have a public mailbox. Oh, what, the death? Ehh, he probably got et by a dinosaur again. He'll turn up.
15. Revenge is a dish best served how?
With a closed fist.
16. An anonymous letter invites you to a clandestine meeting. Do you go?
Sure, why not?
17. What is the correct number of knives?
I've sat through far too many high-class dinners to say for sure. More than spoons but not as many as forks.
18. What would be your perfect date?
Hum. I'd fly someplace pretty, land the Duck on the water, and share a meal on the rear ramp.
19. If the perfect date was interrupted by Zombie Apocalypse, how would you react?
Generally speaking, I reckon I'd put my fists inside their head. And if they didn't stop coming, take the hell off.
20. Did your perfect date already include a Zombie Apocalypse before question 19? In hindsight, would you have changed your answer?
No and no.
21. Have you been on many dates which would have been improved by global armageddon?
Define "date".
22. How competently could you disguise yourself?
Ha, ha ha, ha ha haaah. No.
23. Is there space for romance in the course of your adventures?
Not a whole lot, but I like to keep my options open.
24. How well do you cope with sudden shifts in genre and pace?
Who and what? I'unno, if things get weird I generally pick myself up and carry on.
25. If you could pick anywhere to have exciting adventures, where would it be?
Exciting is overrated, but if I had to ... well, I've never been to Australia...
I don't know if this will be at all challenging, but here goes.
1. Would you prefer to rescue or be rescued?
To rescue. What the heck kind of a question is that?
2. Adventure beckons. Do you need forcing, or do you leap into action?
The leaping. Usually fists first.
3. The phone rings. An anonymous voice says you have one minute to get out of the house, before they come for you. What do you do?
Demand to know who's talking, then look around for a bat.
4. If you were attacked right now by ninjapiratezombiegoblins, what would you use to defend yourself?
Right now? Chair leg.
5. What form of media would best be used to commemorate your adventures (books, movies, improvised street theature etc)?
Books, I guess. Nothing fancy, probably serialized.
6. What songs would be on your soundtrack?
Well I didn't hear of any of these but I'm told to say ...
"We Want a Rock" (They Might Be Giants)
"Rock The House" (Gorillaz)
"Detroit Rock City" (KISS)
"Psyche Rock" (Pierre Henry/Fatboy Slim))
"Love on the Rocks with No Ice" (The Darkness)
"Space Rock" (Weezer)
and "UNIT Rocks" (Murray Gold)
... I think somebody may be makin' fun of me.
7. The world is in peril from evil scientists. Only a small band of mismatched heroes can save it. Which side are you on?
The heroes. Unless it's a very specific scientist. No, even then.
8. When picking a stylish evening outfit, how much does practicality become a consideration?
I can't wear clothing that ain't practical. It's not so much a matter of taste, as it is things get torn.
9. When picking a practical adventuring outfit, how much does style become a consideration?
Not even slightly. As long as it's hard-wearing and has a pocket for my hip flask, I'm happy.
10. As sexual tensions simmer during the tango, fortunes are won and lost in the casino and secrets are bought or stolen in the bar, where are you and what are you doing?
In the bar. Probably shootin' my mouth off.
11. How much of a team do you ideally prefer to work with, or do you usually operate alone?
I find five or six is a good number.
12. What sort of future prospects would your love interest or sidekick have? Is it worth them enquiring about the pension fund?
I didn't lose a sidekick yet, though he did lose an eye.
13. Trapped in a barn and tied to a post. Your captor takes some of the tools down from the wall to sharpen, in preparation for your impending Doom, leaving you alone for a few moments. What do you do now?
Tear the ropes. Or break the post, whichever comes first. Then go find him and ask him a few questions.
14. News of the death of your sidekick/partner/love interest reaches you by letter. How could this have happened?
Well, I do have a public mailbox. Oh, what, the death? Ehh, he probably got et by a dinosaur again. He'll turn up.
15. Revenge is a dish best served how?
With a closed fist.
16. An anonymous letter invites you to a clandestine meeting. Do you go?
Sure, why not?
17. What is the correct number of knives?
I've sat through far too many high-class dinners to say for sure. More than spoons but not as many as forks.
18. What would be your perfect date?
Hum. I'd fly someplace pretty, land the Duck on the water, and share a meal on the rear ramp.
19. If the perfect date was interrupted by Zombie Apocalypse, how would you react?
Generally speaking, I reckon I'd put my fists inside their head. And if they didn't stop coming, take the hell off.
20. Did your perfect date already include a Zombie Apocalypse before question 19? In hindsight, would you have changed your answer?
No and no.
21. Have you been on many dates which would have been improved by global armageddon?
Define "date".
22. How competently could you disguise yourself?
Ha, ha ha, ha ha haaah. No.
23. Is there space for romance in the course of your adventures?
Not a whole lot, but I like to keep my options open.
24. How well do you cope with sudden shifts in genre and pace?
Who and what? I'unno, if things get weird I generally pick myself up and carry on.
25. If you could pick anywhere to have exciting adventures, where would it be?
Exciting is overrated, but if I had to ... well, I've never been to Australia...
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Date: 2009-08-24 09:04 pm (UTC)I think it's one of those help you get into the mindset memes...