Think clean thoughts

[kingandy]

Inspired by myki, I'm posting your chance to ask me anything - anything at all and I'll answer as honestly and as truthfully as I am able. The one catch is - I won't reply until I've seen a similar opportunity on your LJ. The Posts are hidden to protect the innocent - leave an e-mail address if you want me to reply directly to you. This, by the way, doesn't have to be about me. Ask me anything - anything at all.

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[myki.livejournal.com]

What would make you happy?

[kingandy]

A million pounds in the bank.

It sounds shallow, and maybe it is, but I'd be able to live comfortably off the interest and spend my time concentrating on drawing and such.

Oh, and you know, the love of a good man.

[mj-uk.livejournal.com]

...and a big hard throbbing...




PC to run NWN2



what?!

[elektrobard.livejournal.com]

What would be your choice of superpower?

You knew I'd have to be the one asking you this :)

[kingandy]

I'm afraid ash1977law asked first. He gave me three choices!

Flight and invulnerability seems like a good combo to me, so I'm sticking with that. As long as it's the good kind of invulnerability, where you can still feel things (though not pain, so much).

[ash1977law.livejournal.com]

Question1-
If you could go visit any point in history (assuming no butterfly-effect or temporal-paradox or altering-the-timeline or anything) which
a) Historical Event
b) Disaster
c) Party
would you go visit and why?

Question2-
If you could have any three superpowers which would you have?

Question3-
What is your body-self image like?

Question4-
What do you look like physically and if you could change this, how would you change it?

Question5-
Due to an administrative error all our base are belong to you. What is your first decree oh benevolent/evil overlord?

Question6-
You suddenly find yourself with a LOT of money (a lottery win or something). It is more than you could ever spend, even by giving it away the interest alone would acrue faster than you could spend it. So...
a) What is the first thing you do?
b) What is the first thing you buy?
c) Once you have had time to recover from the shock, what is your first major purchase?

Question7-
If you were to invent a drug, what would it do?

Question8-
If you were to be known for just one thing, one thing that would get you remembered in hundreds of years time... what would you pick?

Question9-
Seeing as you are a web-comic artist: what is your favorite web comic and why?

Question10-
If you could kill someone, with no repercusions at all (ie - no sin/guilt/criminal charges) who would you kill, how and why?

Question11-
If you could save one life, one person from history, who would you choose to keep alive?

Question12-
You are arranging a charity fighting match, a no-holds barred hair-pulling fist spinning "foit ov da centurah". You can pick two contenders to take part, either fictional or historical people. Who do you choose?

Question13-
What is best in life?

Question14-
If you could have a dinner party and invite anyone, either a fictional or historical person, who would you have around your table?

Question15-
Does it annoy you that I've just re-used Mikeys Questions?

[kingandy]

Question1-
If you could go visit any point in history (assuming no butterfly-effect or temporal-paradox or altering-the-timeline or anything) which
a) Historical Event
b) Disaster
c) Party
would you go visit and why?

i) Uhm, I don't know. Maybe the day something was signed, or born. I want to see the start of something.
b) Pompeii. VOLCANO DAY.
3) Woodstock.

Question2-
If you could have any three superpowers which would you have?

Three? Invulnerability, flight, peak human physiology (so as to stay ripped without working out).

Question3-
What is your body-self image like?

Not awful, I know I've got a bit of a belly but I think I'm generally well-proportioned. I'm quite pleased with my arms, actually.

Question4-
What do you look like physically and if you could change this, how would you change it?

I am tall and handsome, duh. I think I would like a bit less of a slap head but apart from that I'm quite happy.

Oh, if I can change anything about my physiology, I'd quite like to be able to fucking see.

Question5-
Due to an administrative error all our base are belong to you. What is your first decree oh benevolent/evil overlord?

Chill the Fuck Out.

Question6-
You suddenly find yourself with a LOT of money (a lottery win or something). It is more than you could ever spend, even by giving it away the interest alone would acrue faster than you could spend it. So...
a) What is the first thing you do?
b) What is the first thing you buy?
c) Once you have had time to recover from the shock, what is your first major purchase?

a) Quit my job. I know a lot of people say they would go mad if they didn't have anything to do all day but I am confident I could cope.
2) Probably an XBox360 or a Playstation 3. For something to do with all my newfound free time!
iii) A house.

Question7-
If you were to invent a drug, what would it do?

My drug would help people get over other drugs!

Question8-
If you were to be known for just one thing, one thing that would get you remembered in hundreds of years time... what would you pick?

I don't know, it would be enough to be remembered ... I would like to be known for writing a kick-ass comic I think.

Question9-
Seeing as you are a web-comic artist: what is your favorite web comic and why?

I am quite fond of Starslip Crisis because of the way it blends comedy with sci-fi. Rarely is the bathwater thrown out to please the baby. Favourite at the moment is probably Shortpacked! though. Because it is effortlessly hilarious while maintaining an impressive level of obsessive geekery.

Question10-
If you could kill someone, with no repercusions at all (ie - no sin/guilt/criminal charges) who would you kill, how and why?

No.

Question11-
If you could save one life, one person from history, who would you choose to keep alive?

My dad. Selfish, yes.

Question12-
You are arranging a charity fighting match, a no-holds barred hair-pulling fist spinning "foit ov da centurah". You can pick two contenders to take part, either fictional or historical people. Who do you choose?

Martin Luther and Martin Luther King (Jr).

Question13-
What is best in life?

Love, friendship, happiness.

Question14-
If you could have a dinner party and invite anyone, either a fictional or historical person, who would you have around your table?

Easy - fictional.

Oh, um. Specifically? Let's go with Kyle Rayner, Bernice Summerfield, um, Isaac Newton, Madame de Pompadour, Blackadder (III), and er, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, just to round out the boy-girl seating arrangements. Maybe Sawyer from Lost too, because I am shallow.

Not all of these may be entirely fictional.

Question15-
Does it annoy you that I've just re-used Mikeys Questions?

SO. MUCH. Especially the dinner party one. I hate that one.