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[kingandy]

Oh, I suppose I should report on last night: samharber's birthday.

Myself, bacony and Gordy were first to the pub, which is fair enough since Sam didn't actually advertise a start time. As was reiterated several times during the proceedings, this was not a carefully itinerated Birthday Excursion Extravaganza, this was Sam going pubbing and clubbing on his birthday and letting other people know so that they could turn up and buy him drinks.

After a certain amount of alcohol (Bert introduced me to the idea of Dooley's And Milk, which was nice), we proceeded to Rock Kitchen ("Like Rock World only better and cheaper and betterer") and got drunkerer and hornier.

See, Scousey turned up with a woman, a short redhead by the name of Liz. Apparently this girl reminded myki of an ex-girlfriend - not, according to renniek, the short redheaded ex-girlfriend named Liz, but rather somebody referred to as "Psycho Bunny Boiler". (I am assuming this did not mean Liz.) At Rock Kitchen myki took Liz off to a corner and chatted her up, and then spent the last three hours of the night with his face attached to hers.

Scousey also got chatted up by a tall blond, and Bert seemed to be having considerable luck with a shorter blonde, though she was later seen to be dancing with other people so I'm not sure what happened there.

I spent the evening putting my arm around people and flirting with stsquad, because it amused me.

On the Gordy front: I think he would have a hard time convincing anyone he travelled up from Birmingham purely to celebrate samharber's birthday. They barely exchanged words all night (that I noticed). Gordy was not exactly following bacony around like a sad puppy - he spent some time being alone and forlorn also - but he did bring her (not us) chocolates.

And now, a quiz.


Hobbit


To which race of Middle Earth do you belong?
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Comments

[wulfboy.livejournal.com]

I did that quiz and got Hobbit, so I refuse to take it seriously. I am not a hobbit.

Also, on an entirely unrelated note, how would I go about comissioning a "Random-Encounters" stylee pic for using on my Live-Journal? Given that there's an okay Magog photo floating about somewhere nearby.

[kingandy]

Say please. Then be prepared to wait while I procrastinate for weeks, nay months, at a time.

[wulfboy.livejournal.com]

Please. kneeshooter's pic would be a good reference, maybe.

[kingandy]

Very well.

AND NOW, THE PROCRASTINATION.

[wulfboy.livejournal.com]

Stop procrastinating and just get working. You fucking artistic types are all the same. Can you not just take it as read that, yes, we love and appreciate you, you're clever and special, your talent is a once-in-a-generation thing and so on and so forth. Now just meet the pissing deadline.

[kingandy]

It becomes a deadline when there is money involved. Until then, it is a favour, and you will get what you're given and be glad of it, young man.

Cuh, youth of today, I don't know.

[wulfboy.livejournal.com]

Damn. Got me there. Unless . . . here's 20p, you whore, get the damn thing finished.

[mrssshhh.livejournal.com]

You have to be direct with him!

Sly hints and being circumspect does not work, as I have found out.

[kingandy]

... Did you want something drawn?

[mrssshhh.livejournal.com]

You see!

:D it was quite a few months ago...

[kingandy]

You're going to have to refresh my memory. I have apparently slept since then.

[pkgem.livejournal.com]

See, didn't I say that arwel is a pervy hobbit fancier for hugging you, didn't I? It is true.

I'm not prepared to take the quiz seriously either...

[pkgem.livejournal.com]

Grace and dignity are not too words that I frequently associate with myself. I don't feel that tragic either.

Numenorean


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