an unbiased account

[kingandy]

Been to Narnia.  I cannot sufficiently express my childlike glee at seeing a front line of centaurs and leopards, as Gryphons dropped rocks from above (ECHOING THE OPENING SCENE do you see!).  Obviously the morality is very black and white, but you see, I don't care.  This is my lifeblood I see before me, my heart and my soul.  And it is good.

He is not a tame lion.

Comments

[ammos.livejournal.com]

Rah and I have to wait till next weekend to go see it as no money till than. :(
Wana go see it. Boo for not ay day till 15th. Oh well glad you loved it and say good things about it!

[kermix.livejournal.com]

I'm not particularly concerned with the state of the story's morality either. I'm too busy watching a rhino plow through a bunch of poor bastards who were dumb unfortunate enough to stand in its computer-generated path. Hotness.

[kingandy]

Yes! Rhinos. Self-aware combat rhinos. And a guy who's also a horse and has a sword in each hand!

I think one of my favourite maneuvers, though, was the arrow-guided ballistic phoenix.

[kermix.livejournal.com]

That was also hott. But yeah, when I realized that the one horse-guy was riding into battle on himself I pretty much lost it.

[maddam.livejournal.com]

I had serious Kit-Horn the entire way through it, and now wish my arse was a horse.
Damn reality, spoiling all my fun...

This way to your Num-Nums!

[si-lloyd.livejournal.com]

And I thought the White Witch was going to get all the good dialogue. Turns out the disgusting dwarf assistant upstaged her with this all-purpose line.

Use it:

When staffing a banquet or wedding!
When seducing a lover!
In conjunction with an arrow on an obscene tattoo!

Marvellous.