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[kingandy]

Been to Narnia.  I cannot sufficiently express my childlike glee at seeing a front line of centaurs and leopards, as Gryphons dropped rocks from above (ECHOING THE OPENING SCENE do you see!).  Obviously the morality is very black and white, but you see, I don't care.  This is my lifeblood I see before me, my heart and my soul.  And it is good.

He is not a tame lion.

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This way to your Num-Nums!

[si-lloyd.livejournal.com]

And I thought the White Witch was going to get all the good dialogue. Turns out the disgusting dwarf assistant upstaged her with this all-purpose line.

Use it:

When staffing a banquet or wedding!
When seducing a lover!
In conjunction with an arrow on an obscene tattoo!

Marvellous.