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[kingandy]

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.

In June, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). When the stars were right, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In July, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In May, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In November, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon gigasbolt (65 points). Last week, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points).

In short, I have been very good (115 points) and deserve the honour of having my body used as a host for one of your servitors.

Your humble and obedient servant,
kingandy

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