Last night was Star Wars roleplay, which dissolved into hilarity when
kardrath's murderdroid character was installed with cookery and butlering subroutines.
I've always imagined him to deliver his
HK-47-esque hate-filled exclamations with the cheerful yet stilted disposition of the robot from Lost in Space ("Attention! Meatbags will now submit to termination!"). Applying the same speech pattern to a waiter resulted in comedy gold, which naturally I had to share with the rest of the class.
"Fleshling meal will be served at 20:00 hours and not before! There will be no snacking!"
"Meatbags will now enjoy their entrees!"
And so forth.