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This item is an inferior fleshbag spatula

Last night was Star Wars roleplay, which dissolved into hilarity when kardrath's murderdroid character was installed with cookery and butlering subroutines.

I've always imagined him to deliver his HK-47-esque hate-filled exclamations with the cheerful yet stilted disposition of the robot from Lost in Space ("Attention! Meatbags will now submit to termination!"). Applying the same speech pattern to a waiter resulted in comedy gold, which naturally I had to share with the rest of the class.

"Fleshling meal will be served at 20:00 hours and not before! There will be no snacking!"
"Meatbags will now enjoy their entrees!"

And so forth.