We will all live on forever as legends, or horses, or something

M15M: King Arthur

This appears to bear no relation to any Arthur tales I know, so let it serve as a warning to anyone expecting even a modicum of accuracy or research from the movie.  It looks very much like "Jerry Bruckheimer Does Fantasy".  Still, if nothing else, this retelling is worth reading just for the following exchange.

GUINEVEIRA: Hey, baby! Hey baby, you so fine, baby!

ARTHUR: *keeps riding*

GUINEVEIRA: I've heard lots of stories about you, about how you're a big strong killative man.

ARTHUR: *keeps riding*

GUINEVEIRA: Hey, can I borrow a cup of sex?

ARTHUR: *rides away*

GUINEVEIRA: DAMMIT.

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Oh, here's a better Smoking Room characters page.  Robin's is a bit obvious, but still ... you know.

ALSO: VIDEO CLIPS.

LOL:
"I've always regarded the Japanese as a highly technological people."
"You are thinking of the Jedi."

Still poking around the site, found character dissection. It's like looking in a mirror. (WARNING: Gives It All Away)