I have to say, I am exceptionally taken with your description of "The X-holiday". It evokes all sorts of images, many I suspect inappropriate, involving secret underground bases, strike teams of santa-ninjas and a giant red-nosed missile pointed at Lappland.
I'm not seeing the appeal of gnomes in yellow spandex, mind. Though the idea of Rudolf wearing a visor on his nose to avoid it's lethal radiation from frying everything was briefly amusing.
[Voiceover Man voice] THIS WINTER, ONLY a PLUCKY team of MISMATCHED HEROES can MAKE SURE the CHILDREN get what they DESERVE. THIS WINTER, the PRICE of PEACE will be a PRESENT of POWER as they STRUGGLE to SAVE the SEASON. NOTHING stands between this EVIL GENIUS and VICTORY save these HEROIC ELVES and REINDEER and their TECHNOLOGICAL GENIUS, INGENUITY and HEROISM. If they cannot do it, there will BE NO X-HOLIDAY!!
Opening at a multiplex near you this christmas. May contain scenes of mild festive peril. [/voiceover man voice]
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Date: 2004-12-18 06:08 pm (UTC)I'm not seeing the appeal of gnomes in yellow spandex, mind. Though the idea of Rudolf wearing a visor on his nose to avoid it's lethal radiation from frying everything was briefly amusing.
[Voiceover Man voice]
THIS WINTER, ONLY a PLUCKY team of MISMATCHED HEROES can MAKE SURE the CHILDREN get what they DESERVE. THIS WINTER, the PRICE of PEACE will be a PRESENT of POWER as they STRUGGLE to SAVE the SEASON. NOTHING stands between this EVIL GENIUS and VICTORY save these HEROIC ELVES and REINDEER and their TECHNOLOGICAL GENIUS, INGENUITY and HEROISM. If they cannot do it, there will BE NO X-HOLIDAY!!
Opening at a multiplex near you this christmas. May contain scenes of mild festive peril.
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X-Holiday?
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Date: 2004-12-19 06:08 pm (UTC)no subject
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