Late-night bulletin

[kingandy]

I have made my bed, now I can lie in it.  Huzzah!  Much more like a proper bed than that futon, with the added benefit of sub-dormitory storage space.

In other news: nattydreadi's party was fun, even if it was a hell of a long way to go (300 miles and £35 petrol, more or less) for an evening's drinkies.  Did not pull, but was not really trying.  Spent a good long time stroking housemonkeytm, who was interrupted occasionaly by jealous-yet-tolerant pokes from his woman, which is fine because all I was after was a hug.  I am, as Ben repeatedly and vociferously says, a tactile drunk.

In a related story, anne_l_davies and G-Rant sitting in a tree.  Film at eleven.

And so to bed.  THAT IS THE NEWS.

Comments

[myki.livejournal.com]

In a tree you say?

[wulfboy.livejournal.com]

Gel's with my information, the claim is tactile naughtiness towards the heavy end of the scale but I can't confirm it as yet and I take all such G-Rant claims with a bucketload of salt. He did turn up and vomit horribly within seconds of getting in through the door, mind.

[gowhonker.livejournal.com]

So, Anne complains that she usually chooses wankers who just want sex, rather than decent human beings.

Comments?

[kingandy]

They gravitated to each other within twenty minutes of Anne's arrival. It qas quite obvious where it was going to even the untrained observer (me).

As soon as I find the lead for my camera there will be pictures, possibly with a detailed breakdown.

[wulfboy.livejournal.com]

I duno. All of G-Rant's serious relationships have been with strong-willed women who "looked after" him (that's the nice way of putting it). He's probably gay, and in frustrated denial, however. Even at 30 he still thinks casual sex impresses people.

[kingandy]

I did think I caught him giving me the eye at a couple of points in the evening. Unfortunately my gaydar is baffled by my constant suspicion that everybody is making the moves on me^[1], so I can't give you anything more firm than that.

[1] I have been assured that this is in fact the case, which serves only to feed my suspicions that everybody is engaged in an elaborate hoax at my expense.

[wulfboy.livejournal.com]

Everyone is, dear.

Giving you the eye? Hmmm. Interesting. He might have just been planning to launch a scathing attack on you for something (snigger), or he might be jealous of your LJ interest in nattydreadi which I know has been joked about within his hearing.

[kingandy]

What? Everyone is what? Which one?

[wulfboy.livejournal.com]

Giving you the eye, obviously.

[kingandy]

Oh ... well that's okay then.

Unless you're in on it. You're all in on it. Plotting against me...

[kingandy]

I am afraid I can provide no further details as regards level of naughtiness. They did get so tactile as to drive all others out of the basement, and spent the night down there together, but as far as substantiated activities go I am none the wiser. I think I heard a feminine moan of pleasure but it was very late, I was half asleep and I could have dreamed it.

[blue-room.livejournal.com]

Mark W: Well I had to run in very quickly to retrieve my flask which was an interesting task while I was averting my eyes, I can confirm a certain amount of rapid ducking under sheets and Grant was disgustingly smug, the tw@rt. It's not big and it's not clever.

[kingandy]

I suppose we could ask Anne about that...