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The Afterlife, V1.0 by silentounce

Created with quill18's MemeGen!

I think that's about the best afterlife I could have gotten. It made me happy, anyway.

Oh, while I'm here, here's a beautiful fairy tale!

FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young UNDERWEAR MODEL named "HORSE". He was EXCITEDLY DOOFING in the GIGANTIC forest when he met NINE-INCH NICK, a run-away GIGOLO from the THROBBING Queen VAGINA MUCHLY.

"HORSE" could see that NINE-INCH NICK was hungry so he reached into his BUCKET and give him his UNUSUALLY LARGE BANANA. NINE-INCH NICK was thankful for "HORSE"'s BANANA, so he told "HORSE" a very AROUSING story about Queen VAGINA MUCHLY's daughter PUSSY GALORE. How her mother, the THROBBING Queen VAGINA MUCHLY, kept her locked away in a BROTHEL protected by a gigantic COCKMONKEY, because PUSSY GALORE was so SEXY.

"HORSE" SCREWED. He vowed to NINE-INCH NICK the GIGOLO that he would save the SEXY PUSSY GALORE. He would HUMP the COCKMONKEY, and take PUSSY GALORE far away from her eveil mother, the THROBBING Queen VAGINA MUCHLY, and FUCK her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a STUDLY ORGASM and NINE-INCH NICK the GIGOLO began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic COCKMONKEY from his story. THROBBING Queen VAGINA MUCHLY FUCKED out from behind a 12-INCH BLACK RIBBED KNOBBLER and struck "HORSE" dead. In the far off BROTHEL you could hear a GRUNTING AND MOANING.