Fun with Googlisms

[kingandy]

http://www.googlism.com/index.htm?ism=Nook&type=1

nook is used throughout the day for sleeping infants only
nook is a precious 24" ethnic eskimo porcelain doll
nook is an animal caught between two worlds
nook is mentioned over and over again
nook is little more then derelict land
nook is too wide
nook is a real find

http://www.googlism.com/index.htm?ism=Mikey&type=1

mikey is the devil
mikey is better?
mikey is out of the popstars rivals band
mikey is a little apprehensive and "fragile"
mikey is well known for his charismatic personality
mikey is endearingly calm and pensive
mikey is god

And then I got bored.

Comments

nook is an animal caught between two worlds

[myki.livejournal.com]

All true... sadly...

Re: nook is an animal caught between two worlds

[my-mundane-life.livejournal.com]

Well, clearly the god bit is true, but are you really 'out of' Popstarz The Rivals? And to think I didn't get your autograph :/

Re: nook is an animal caught between two worlds

[myki.livejournal.com]

I'm god and the devil.. I think philosophically speaking makes me a man. No, I wasn’t in Popstars but I did take a friend to the Manchester Audition. She was excellent, but not what they were looking for. Which was a shame, then again she’s still young, she’s got a promising singing career ahead of her.

You got bored...

[pkgem.livejournal.com]

...so I did it myself:
(there were many, so here are my faves)
gem is here
gem is beyond description and that's much of what makes it a gem
gem is abandoned to its fate
gem is a rare buy
gem is by douglas adams
gem is a tax
gem is out
gem is the gateway to eight other worlds
gem is used to treat mild depression
gem is free
gem is available as a d.i.y programme
gem is brewing the madd juice with a wicked flavor
gem is to stretch it as tightly as possible on a mounting frame as shown in this figure
gem is multifaceted
gem is so important
gem is a matter of detective work
gem is as advertised
gem is sold without any technical support
gem is the most distant star in the constellation
gem is a red giant
gem is easy to use
gem is not responsible for the content of any such linked site or any link contained in a linked site
gem is approximately 104
gem is equipped with front

Re: You got bored...

[kingandy]

I wish I was the gateway to eight other worlds.

Re: You got bored...

[pkgem.livejournal.com]

The best part is the eight other worlds are populated entirely by cats! It's all true.

Only two for the King

[pkgem.livejournal.com]

king andy is able to break down the door and escapes on sparky before the utahraptor can get to him
king andy is still full of enthusiasm

This is so more fun that (lack of) work

[pkgem.livejournal.com]

Logan had loads so here's a few:

logan is psychic
logan is pissed
logan is different
logan is a beautiful boy with a gift for sharing love and a smile that would melt the antarctic
logan is dangerous not because he is tough
logan is watching tv and feeling bored because there is no cases for to solve
logan is a sandman
logan is an unstoppable killing machine
logan is busy enjoying other activities and interests

It know you Andy!

[pkgem.livejournal.com]

andy is a naughty boy
andy is gay
andy is the only one who knows whats going on
andy is really an alright guy
andy is full of beans
andy is a great improviser
andy is one smooooth cat
andy is a bright and intelligent young lad
andy is a great guy and a top notch employee
andy is just as sweet as can be

Re: It know you Andy!

[kingandy]

<3 <3 <3

[foul-temptress.livejournal.com]

ive never searched on nevenka but my mate claire said nothing good will come of it as i will no doubt find scary foreigners

[kingandy]

http://www.googlism.com/index.htm?ism=nevenka&type=1

nevenka is a stunningly beautiful woman who's cold exterior offers her husband no conjugal warmth
nevenka is a child of a former yugoslav peoples army general
nevenka is from the vojvodina province in serbia
nevenka is aggressive
nevenka is touching

[foul-temptress.livejournal.com]

how dare they say nevenkas are agressive the fucking bastard cuntS!!!!!!


but yes, there were indeed strange foreign folk references, but no happy geordie references.

[redhillian.livejournal.com]

Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about redhillian yet.

However...

[myki.livejournal.com]

tom wilcox is the owner of stein quelle schaferhund
tom wilcox is director of product development for wilcox instructional media
tom wilcox is a 25 year old first aider
tom wilcox is the new captain for the colorado state patrol
tom wilcox is our new instructor
tom wilcox is headmaster at the concord academy

Re: However...

[redhillian.livejournal.com]

Third one down I believe is actually me!

Re: However...

[gowhonker.livejournal.com]

YOu look much older.

Re: However...

[redhillian.livejournal.com]

Am 28. Started first-aiders.co.uk about 3-4 years ago, it's almost certainly from one of the biogs on the site or some such......

Re: However...

[myki.livejournal.com]

Nook... We're older than Tom

[angelfire-75.livejournal.com]

I had loads...
maria is hopeful?
maria is a mystery
maria is crowned rose
maria is the home of the elks rodeo
maria is best experienced in her "live" performances
maria is a very exiting islands to visit
maria is spying on the court in the position of a waiting lady
maria is accepted once again as a priestess
maria is by far the kookiest
maria is the current ''european ladies figureskating champion

http://www.googlism.com/index.htm?ism=Maria&type=1

There's one or two rude ones too..

[paradoxrealm]

Y'know, we don't like it when you censor the rude ones.
We like to read them. PLease post them or we shall be forced to look inot it ourselves... :-P

[angelfire-75.livejournal.com]

One was thinking of those that are at work and may have filters... but sin ce you asked....
maria is getting a penis of her boyfriend into her asshole and lola is rubbing her clit by the fingers