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[kingandy]

Saleem does not make me cups of tea.

I am trying not to let this bother me, as I disapprove of office politics and anyway it could very well be entirely unintentional.

But damn it's distracting. I can't stop wondering whether he's trying to tell me something, and if he is, what it could be.

Bah!

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[nattydreadi.livejournal.com]

NEWS FLASH

Everyone does not love Andy

A work colleague of Andy Mason today made the startling statement that everyone does not love him, and this is evidenced by the fact that noone makes him cups of tea. Despite his kissable hair and toned physique S****m finds him to be arrogant and superior and as such refuses to offer him cuppas.

[kingandy]

SEE! IT@S TRUE!!!1!

COMSPRIASRY!!!"!"!!@!

[spodula.livejournal.com]

Nah, he's probably just going through a phase because andy wont sleep with him (or something)

[nattydreadi.livejournal.com]

Is Andy out of Saleems league, is the ignoring part of his plan of playing hard to get.

Find out in next weeks issue of nobody loves andy

[wulfboy.livejournal.com]

Experts today have confirmed that the disturbing "EVERYONE DOES NOT LOVE ANDY" Newsflash was a cruel fake, created by terrorists in an attempt to undermine confidence in Andy.

Mr Blair, the Prime Minister, today appealed for calm in the face of this crisis. "Everyone does, indeed, love Andy" said the smarmy premier. "We cannot allow these agents of terror to make us question this fundamental building block of the british way of life."

Police are asking that anyone with information regarding the identity of the men and women behind the fake "NEWSFLASH" contact them at the usual address.