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Saleem does not make me cups of tea.

I am trying not to let this bother me, as I disapprove of office politics and anyway it could very well be entirely unintentional.

But damn it's distracting. I can't stop wondering whether he's trying to tell me something, and if he is, what it could be.

Bah!

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NEWS FLASH

Everyone does not love Andy

A work colleague of Andy Mason today made the startling statement that everyone does not love him, and this is evidenced by the fact that noone makes him cups of tea. Despite his kissable hair and toned physique S****m finds him to be arrogant and superior and as such refuses to offer him cuppas.

SEE! IT@S TRUE!!!1!

COMSPRIASRY!!!"!"!!@!

Nah, he's probably just going through a phase because andy wont sleep with him (or something)

Is Andy out of Saleems league, is the ignoring part of his plan of playing hard to get.

Find out in next weeks issue of nobody loves andy

Experts today have confirmed that the disturbing "EVERYONE DOES NOT LOVE ANDY" Newsflash was a cruel fake, created by terrorists in an attempt to undermine confidence in Andy.

Mr Blair, the Prime Minister, today appealed for calm in the face of this crisis. "Everyone does, indeed, love Andy" said the smarmy premier. "We cannot allow these agents of terror to make us question this fundamental building block of the british way of life."

Police are asking that anyone with information regarding the identity of the men and women behind the fake "NEWSFLASH" contact them at the usual address.

He's potty about you and doesn't want to admit to it. He's afraid that if he makes you tea you'll cotton on. So he's over-compensating.

(Hello there, by the way!)

Does he make everyone else tea?

Perhaps hes trying to voice his perference for Magical Trevor.

I have never loved Andy, merely found him entertaining and good company.

And i never trusted Blair

You're fooling nobody.

You so do love Andy - in a very real and physical way, I bet.

Maybe he does not make you Tea so that you will notice him....
He feels is his fighting for your attension, struggling against the waves of compasion yet drowning in a sea of rejection.....

Then again maybe he pees in the Te and does not wish you to drink it as he respects you as both a person and a work college.....

Then again maybe the kettle is faaaaar to complicated......

Then again....

Lets look at the most likely option. Does he know about your appalling 'musical' taste?

Sorry, I'm having an American-moment. I'll try to work though it... Tea? Is that like the equivalent of being left out of a coffee-run?

I suppose so. Several people do have coffee, and in fact a couple of people occasionally go for the hot chocolate, so I suppose it's a general hot beverage run. But I have tea.

Mmmmmm tea.

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