(Political) Party in my pants
Oct. 9th, 2003 11:05 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kingandyToday's jeans have only been worn a few times, I am still not sure I like them. The fly doesn't go down quite as far as I am used to, so it is quite a chore to toilet. It has become a process of actually reaching inside and rummaging instead of just flopping out. Do jeans stretch as you wear them or shrink the first time they are washed? They are not terribly roomy, so I worry they may be a bit too tight after washing. Oh well, we shall see.
I am quite sure nobody is interested in the details of my penis/trouser interface. This is not my problem. You read[1] it, you can't unread[2] it.
Also for the second day in a row I have forgotten my lunch. Yesterday I didn't even make it (what with dropping car at garage, I was a bit rushed for time). Today I made it - O glorious peanut butter and Marmite® sandwiches (two, one of each, not mixed together) - but left it on the hall table. I put it there so I would not forget it...
Damn you, Sandwich Lady, for retiring! I WIL GO NUHNGRY ADN NDIE!
[1] Past tense, pron. "red".
[2] Present tense, pron. "unreed".
I am quite sure nobody is interested in the details of my penis/trouser interface. This is not my problem. You read[1] it, you can't unread[2] it.
Also for the second day in a row I have forgotten my lunch. Yesterday I didn't even make it (what with dropping car at garage, I was a bit rushed for time). Today I made it - O glorious peanut butter and Marmite® sandwiches (two, one of each, not mixed together) - but left it on the hall table. I put it there so I would not forget it...
Damn you, Sandwich Lady, for retiring! I WIL GO NUHNGRY ADN NDIE!
[1] Past tense, pron. "red".
[2] Present tense, pron. "unreed".
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Date: 2003-10-09 07:26 am (UTC)jeans
Date: 2003-10-09 07:41 am (UTC)I think that Jeans shrink after their first was unless they specify "pre-shrunk to fit" or something. I think most are pre-shrunk these days but they don't normally stretch with age. I would recommend taking them back because if you restrain your penis to a prolonged period and are then exposed to stimulants such as the motion of a train - well, he could burst through hulk style and that would just be embarrasing for you...
By the way, I'm really bored at work...
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Date: 2003-10-09 07:55 am (UTC)