How to have a sure-fire hit
Jul. 14th, 2004 01:59 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kingandyChoose one of the following.
1) Have an insanely catchy song feature in a popular movie. Get noticed by the kind of people who notice that sort of thing. Get song used in an advertisement, possibly involving football. Release single. Count money.
2) Mention the gays. This may lose you some sales in certain quarters, but will stimulate discussion and raise profile, which is always a good thing. Express surprise and puzzlement over what all the fuss is about. V IMPORTANT: Remain ambiguous and noncommittal regarding actual sexuality.
SEE REPORT >> "15 pounds of fuck-puppy in a 10-pound bag"
1) Have an insanely catchy song feature in a popular movie. Get noticed by the kind of people who notice that sort of thing. Get song used in an advertisement, possibly involving football. Release single. Count money.
2) Mention the gays. This may lose you some sales in certain quarters, but will stimulate discussion and raise profile, which is always a good thing. Express surprise and puzzlement over what all the fuss is about. V IMPORTANT: Remain ambiguous and noncommittal regarding actual sexuality.
SEE REPORT >> "15 pounds of fuck-puppy in a 10-pound bag"
