It's not always about me
Am slightly perturbed that the only nice things people can find to say about me are that I have nice hair and am rude. But then I remind myself, it wasn't "say nice things about Andy," it was "Say nice things about anybody," and I haven't actually gone in there and said anything nice about anyone else, now have I?
But, that's because I love everybody and they know it, so.
(Note to self: Be less of a cunt.)
But, that's because I love everybody and they know it, so.
(Note to self: Be less of a cunt.)

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You only love me for my lodger
Thank you. For at least the first two things there.
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You're just saying that.