3. When and how did we meet? You jacked into the matrix, then I did, then we had an ultra cool bullet time fight with lazors and desert eagles and kung fu, but then you got hit in the head and lost your memory.
4. How have I affected you? You're my daily dose of british humour!
5. What do you think of me? "OMG! He's some kind of comedy god!"
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? I like to imagine you typing everything out with your little cat paws.
7. How long do you think we will be friends? We need to be friends first.
8. Do you love me? God yes. Wait, no.
9. Do you have a crush on me? Do I! No, seriously, do I?
10. Would you kiss me? Only your ring, you're a king after all!
11. Would you hug me? *GLOMP* I'm sorry, I didn't hear the question.
12. Physically, what stands out? The vivid green eyes.
13. Emotionally, what stands out? Dry wit.
14. Do you wish I was cooler? If you were any cooler, you'd make the people around you too cool for school, and we'd have a wave of dropouts. Can't have that.
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? This one goes to eleven.
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Booger, it seemed so pickable.
17. Am I loveable? All cats are.
18. How long have you known me? As long as the hills are old, if you want to be specific, about a year.
19. Describe me in one word. LAZOR!
20. What was your first impression? CAT!
21. Do you still think that way about me now? KITTY! KITTY! KITTY! KITTY!!! *PET* *PET* *PET*
22. What do you think my weakness is? Getting spritzed with the water bottle.
23. Do you think I'll get married? You seem kinda unconventional, I predict one of those weird pagan rituals.
24. What makes me happy? "Tosco" brand peanut butter.
25. What makes me sad? Someone insulting LARPers.
26. What reminds you of me? I've got a rock here that looks an awful lot like you, and a potato chip, too.
27. If you could give me anything what would it be? A house.
28. How well do you know me? || <- that much.
29. When's the last time you saw me? NEVAR!
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Stop with the penis jokes. Because it would be a LIE!
31. Do you think I could kill someone? Hell, I bet you already have.
32. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same? #> Andy #>! #>!
33. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen? Do I feel? No. I've never directly spoken to you, not even over IM.
34. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you? *ding*
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Date: 2004-04-24 11:39 pm (UTC)Benjamin P. Wiebenga-Sanford
2. Are we friends?
Probably not. Colleagues.
3. When and how did we meet?
You jacked into the matrix, then I did, then we had an ultra cool bullet time fight with lazors and desert eagles and kung fu, but then you got hit in the head and lost your memory.
4. How have I affected you?
You're my daily dose of british humour!
5. What do you think of me?
"OMG! He's some kind of comedy god!"
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
I like to imagine you typing everything out with your little cat paws.
7. How long do you think we will be friends?
We need to be friends first.
8. Do you love me?
God yes. Wait, no.
9. Do you have a crush on me?
Do I! No, seriously, do I?
10. Would you kiss me?
Only your ring, you're a king after all!
11. Would you hug me?
*GLOMP* I'm sorry, I didn't hear the question.
12. Physically, what stands out?
The vivid green eyes.
13. Emotionally, what stands out?
Dry wit.
14. Do you wish I was cooler?
If you were any cooler, you'd make the people around you too cool for school, and we'd have a wave of dropouts. Can't have that.
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
This one goes to eleven.
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
Booger, it seemed so pickable.
17. Am I loveable?
All cats are.
18. How long have you known me?
As long as the hills are old, if you want to be specific, about a year.
19. Describe me in one word.
LAZOR!
20. What was your first impression?
CAT!
21. Do you still think that way about me now?
KITTY! KITTY! KITTY! KITTY!!! *PET* *PET* *PET*
22. What do you think my weakness is?
Getting spritzed with the water bottle.
23. Do you think I'll get married?
You seem kinda unconventional, I predict one of those weird pagan rituals.
24. What makes me happy?
"Tosco" brand peanut butter.
25. What makes me sad?
Someone insulting LARPers.
26. What reminds you of me?
I've got a rock here that looks an awful lot like you, and a potato chip, too.
27. If you could give me anything what would it be?
A house.
28. How well do you know me?
|| <- that much.
29. When's the last time you saw me?
NEVAR!
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
Stop with the penis jokes. Because it would be a LIE!
31. Do you think I could kill someone?
Hell, I bet you already have.
32. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same?
#> Andy #>! #>!
33. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen?
Do I feel? No. I've never directly spoken to you, not even over IM.
34. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you?
*ding*