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[kingandy]

I hear they're planning another sequel to The Bourne Identity, in which Mr Bourne finds religion and takes a vow of pacifism. The rest of the movie is a comedy of errors as CIA ninjas attack the church barbecue and Bourne has to fight them off before the vicar sees them, and without doing them any permanent injury or damaging the organ. Hilarity ensues.

It's going to be called "Bourne Again"

Comments

[areteus.livejournal.com]

You know, I fell for that right up until the first comma...

Though I can definitely see this concept making it into a sequel to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back... Its sort of up there with 'Good Will Hunting II: Hunting Season' :)

[myki.livejournal.com]

You can stop now, they're all dead.

[kingandy]

I don't do this for your amusement.

[myki.livejournal.com]

Obviously :-)

[kingandy]

*rimshot*

[diegoliger.livejournal.com]

WRONG!
on both counts

[si-lloyd.livejournal.com]

Fantastic. I want to play the vicar.