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kingandy ([personal profile] kingandy) wrote2008-06-02 04:34 pm
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"We do like the design," said the client, which was probably for the best, since the site was due to go live and they'd been using it in development for three months and had somehow managed not to see the design, apparently, until this point.
"However," they continued, "we find that we are required to request a trivial change in order to maintain our sense of involvement.
"We would like to change this orange for one three shades lighter, making the text harder to see.
"And we would like this change to take place on every image throughout the site.
"By tomorrow."

[identity profile] myki.livejournal.com 2008-06-02 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
But lying is a sin!

Trust me Andy: Break into their offices, change the brightness on their monitors and sneak out. You might need to kill the security guard, I'm arranged an alibi for you and you're new identity is waiting for you in your glove compartment of your car.