He just wants to love me, baby

[kingandy]

Of more interest than any inquiries into weapons of mass destruction (how long until we forget what that stands for and start saying "Wumd"?) is the inquiry into Janet Jackson's boobs. The probe will be "thorough and swift," apparently. Miss Jackson (who is clearly fo'real) has confessed that the "costume reveal" was planned, although they didn't intend to reveal quite as much as they did. (Trousersnake "was supposed to pull away the bustier and leave the red-lace bra.") Seems unlikely given the obvious "individual boob" composition of the "bra" and interesting nipple flange (as seen in pictures).

(Update: I have seen larger pictures and that nipple flange is in fact a piercing. A horribly ornate, impractical, painful-looking piercing. Miss Jackson's claim now seems more likely.)

I've devoted far too many inches to the pair's wicked shennanigans, though, so here is something less weighty to take your mind off it.

You're
the United Nations!
Most people think you're ineffective, but you are trying to completely save the world from itself, so there's always going to be a long way to go.  You're always the one trying to get friends to talk to each other, enemies to talk to each other, anyone who can to just talk instead of beating each other about the head and torso.  Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't, and you get very schizophrenic as a result.  But your heart is in the right place, and sometimes also in New York.
Take the Country
Quiz at the Blue Pyramid

Comments

Grammar Nazi

[stsquad.livejournal.com]

how long until we forget what that stands for and start saying "Wumd"?

Did you have a English teacher that used to beat you regularly or something?

Re: Grammar Nazi

[kingandy]

Oh, but it's fine to write to the BBC to correct their statements about Unix ownership?

Re: Grammar Nazi

[stsquad.livejournal.com]

I wasn't implying any criticism, just trying to get a better understanding of the history that makes the Andy we all know and love what he is today ;-)