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kingandy ([personal profile] kingandy) wrote2004-01-29 04:03 pm

IMPORTANT WARNING:

I received this warning by Email today. I don't usually pass these things on, but this is clearly very serious.

If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and
asks you to show him your cock, DO NOT show him your cock. This is a
scam; he only wants to see your cock.


In other news, I have been LJ-lazy. D&D on Tuesday was fun as per usual; it seems that we as a group have learned that sometimes it is necessary to retreat and recuperate. Yesterday was boring, or something. Tomorrow I go home to Manchester and watch DVDs with [livejournal.com profile] pkgem. Oh, and SNOW!

I keep thinking of things to write about when I'm not actually writing, and then completely forget about them when it comes to it. Oh well.

OH YES - I meant to tell you all my holidays! A man came round with our holiday quotas and I found that I have in fact 15.5 days remaining. That's three work weeks between now and the end of March. Cripes! To this end, I have requested the following weeks off.

23-27 February
8-12 March
22-26 March

That is every other week starting with the last week of February. Only three weeks to go! I plan to sit around the house and masturbate frequently.

[identity profile] wulfboy.livejournal.com 2004-01-29 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
Perfect chance for you to work on wankjournal then.

As to the Email warning, I especially like the last line "I wish I'd known this yesterday" which made me chuckle.

[identity profile] pax-draconis.livejournal.com 2004-01-29 10:12 am (UTC)(link)
If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and
asks you to show him your cock, DO NOT show him your cock. This is a
scam; he only wants to see your cock.


Fabulous. I usually have to put a lot more effort than that into getting to see someone's cock. Revolutionary!

[identity profile] samharber.livejournal.com 2004-01-29 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Make sure you have a clipboard. It makes it Official then....

[identity profile] ghostbritain.livejournal.com 2004-01-29 10:25 am (UTC)(link)
I think you should at least make him buy you a beer or two first. You know, make some effort...
BUNCH OF FLOWERS!