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kingandy ([personal profile] kingandy) wrote2007-03-26 11:30 am
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Chinrat

Oh! I forgot to mention.

For VIKINGS! at the weekend (which was awesome) I grew something that could charitably be described as not entirely unlike a beard. It took me three weeks[1].

As has been noted in this journal before (though I can't find the link at the moment), the process of beard removal traditionally happens piece by piece, in order to consider the appearance at various stages[2] During this procedure I decided what the hell I'll leave myself a bit. It's not too itchy and doesn't look too bad; if nothing else it'll be a laugh for a few days. I haven't taken any pictures yet but for reference it's somewhere between the chinrat and soul patch.

This is both fascinating and important, and you are a richer person for having read the above entry.

[1] I'm not ashamed. All my testosterone is focussed somewhere else.
[2] Well, you do when it takes you three weeks to get past the "unkempt stubble" stage. Who knows when you'll next have a chance to see yourself with a ridiculous moustache?

[identity profile] ed-fortune.livejournal.com 2007-03-26 10:52 am (UTC)(link)
Three weeks? Pah. I can't even grow that. You're obviously diverting to much testosterone.

I'm not ashamed. All my testosterone is focussed somewhere else.

[identity profile] ash1977law.livejournal.com 2007-03-26 11:17 am (UTC)(link)
Run run, it's the Mannaconda!

I can grow a beard just by sneazing hard.

Re: I'm not ashamed. All my testosterone is focussed somewhere else.

[identity profile] myki.livejournal.com 2007-03-26 12:44 pm (UTC)(link)
But only if he's eaten a lot of Play Dough before hand.

Re: I'm not ashamed. All my testosterone is focussed somewhere else.

[identity profile] ash1977law.livejournal.com 2007-03-26 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)

Re: I'm not ashamed. All my testosterone is focussed somewhere else.

[identity profile] redhillian.livejournal.com 2007-03-26 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
That is brilliance.

[identity profile] redhillian.livejournal.com 2007-03-26 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Given I have dirty_stubble_face at the moment, you were more hisuite than me. And it made you very satisfingly manly to hug.