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THE AMAZING SCREW-ON HEAD vs EMPEROR ZOMBIE
"He was abducted by two horrible old women and a monkey."
"Sounds like EMPEROR ZOMBIE...!"
"It's as I always say ... all really intelligent people should be cremated, for reasons of public safety."
"Foolish mortal!"
"Do I look mortal to you?"
"Pardon me if I say 'Poppycock'."
"Then say it."
"Poppycock."
"If by 'candy' you mean 'ancient forbidden evil,' then yes, I told you not to put it in your mouth."
"I understand you're a demi-god? That's fantastic."
"He was abducted by two horrible old women and a monkey."
"Sounds like EMPEROR ZOMBIE...!"
"It's as I always say ... all really intelligent people should be cremated, for reasons of public safety."
"Foolish mortal!"
"Do I look mortal to you?"
"Pardon me if I say 'Poppycock'."
"Then say it."
"Poppycock."
"If by 'candy' you mean 'ancient forbidden evil,' then yes, I told you not to put it in your mouth."
"I understand you're a demi-god? That's fantastic."
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