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kingandy ([personal profile] kingandy) wrote2005-12-13 10:33 am

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http://www.capalert.com/capreports/chroniclesofnarnia-lww.htm

An interesting review of the movie, for Christians, by a fat man with a mustache.

[identity profile] delvy.livejournal.com 2005-12-13 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
A certain section of christians perhaps....

[identity profile] wulfboy.livejournal.com 2005-12-13 11:33 am (UTC)(link)
I gotta say that Lewis sounds saner than I was worried he was, given the quotes from him in that piece of gibberish.

The man, who wrote the website, needs to learn that there is a point at which a sentence, no matter how meaningful that sentence is, or who is writing it, must come to a point where it has to stop, regardless of how much you are enjoying putting more words onto the end of it in the name of Jesus or indeed anyone else, even if you are putting plenty of hot-link quotations into it to make the sentence look shorter.

And there was me thinking that Jesus was murdered by men under the influence of other men. I am dubious about the "prophecy"="law" and the "walk through the forest"="golgotha" I am dubious about "30 pieces of turkish delight."

I am vaguely unsettled by this site.

[identity profile] ed-fortune.livejournal.com 2005-12-13 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
http://www.capalert.com/capreports/dungeons_drag.htm there review of D&D the movie. They thought it was shit as well.

[identity profile] invisible-al.livejournal.com 2005-12-13 12:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I love the way their final score on a film is based on it's (W, I, S, D, O, M) rating, the objective heart of the CAP Analysis Model no less.

[identity profile] mrssshhh.livejournal.com 2005-12-13 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I liked where they score it a fat ZERO (low is bad, kids) for "wanton and unnecessary violence" (I'm paraphrasing), yet the film was slated in the press for making Aslan's sacrifice seem somewhat worthless because of the "sanitised, blood-free, kid-friendly battles and scenes" (again, not exact) - from Hotdog.