Despite a brief aberration when I took this test a few days ago, I am apparently once again...
| | The Pool Boy
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSDm)
Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy.
A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You're carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it's not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches.
You're a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that.
Your exact opposite:
The False Messiah
Deliberate Brutal Love Master
| If you're not scoring enough--which you aren't--you should adopt new strategies. Lower your standards. Be aggressive. Pool Boys are often submissive and hope (desperately) sex will find them. Realize that passiveness will not hook the horny guys you desire. A bolder approach and sheer repetition will.
When browsing OkCupid, consider both The Bachelor and The Playboy.
ALWAYS AVOID: The False Messiah, The Mixed Messenger |
Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
My profile name: kingandy |
Rar!
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oh dear
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLMm)
The Backrubber
Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer
Vapor Trails can be highly charismatic people--unpredictable, confident, and magnetic. You're experienced. You know how to handle yourself in a relationship, and many people appreciate that. Many people, all in a row.
You've had your share of blissful beginnings, to be sure. But things almost never turn out how you'd like, do they? The problem is you're never happy with someone for an extended period of time. Relate to the following:
Vapor Trails especially need a guy who will laugh at their jokes. They're also the most likely male type to be haunted by serious regret.
FACT: A few of your exes, the ones you were best to, will always love you. Nice going.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Backrubber, The Gentleman
CONSIDER: The Vapor Trail
Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
My profile name: mj_101
well thats made me feel better about myself
Re: oh dear
Re: oh dear
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